Mgazi: Maya’s mom is going to get sex.
Me: Um what?
Mgazi: Maya’s mom. She told me she’s going to get sex.
Me: Honey, I don’t think that can be what she said.
Mgazi: Mommy! Listen to what I’m saying! She’s going to get bert! It’s going to be a boy.
Me: Oh! She’s going to give birth. Maya’s mom had sex and now she’s going to give birth to a baby boy!
Mgazi: That’s what I’ve been saying! Her tummy is this big!
Me: I can’t see you, honey, I’m driving the car.
Mgazi: THIS BIG! LOOK! THIS BIG!
Me: Mgazi! I’m driving the car! I can’t look at you right now.
Zaffy: Mom, Mgazi is saying that Maya’s mommy’s tummy is like three inches bigger than usual.
Mgazi: Yeah, she got a lot of sex.